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A dice rolling game where points equal bong hits

Rules of the Game:

1. Everyone rolls one die to determine who goes first, lowest number being the best. The game is played with five dice. All 5 dice are rolled at once during game time.

2. Each person gives the player to their left some sort of silly name-ex. Sexy Biatch, Furry Mama, Dreads Strike Back, Potosaurus Rex, etc.

3. For each roll only scoring dice are counted those being 1, 5, or any set of three of a kind. 1=100 or 3 ones=1000; 5=50 or 3 fives=500; 3 of a kind=that number times 100.

4. If you have any scoring die you can keep any or all of them and continue to roll the non-scoring ones.

5. When you roll at any point and get no scoring die that is a ZONK.....no points.

6. For every 1000 points you score you get a bong hit.

7. You get 2 bong hits (or as we like to do, a round of hookah hits for everyone) for any "majic" number hit in the course of the game those being 4200, 6900, and 5150.

8. The first player to get 10,000 even or some number over 13,000 wins.

9. During the game at no time is any player allowed to call any other player by his/her real name or it is an automatic ZONK.

10. When rolling if any of the dice hit an object on the table (including dice already set aside) or fall off the table that is an automatic ZONK.

11. If you have all scoring die at any point you go into "limbo" and must roll all five dice again and your score is cumulative.

12. 1,2,3,4,5 and 2,3,4,5,6 are equal to 1000 points automatically and you go into "limbo".

13. Five ZONKS equal a "sympathy" hit from the bong.

14. Dice may not be picked up once they are in play. Dice may only be moved by sliding them across the table.

15. Dice may not flip over when being moved.

16. All dice must be picked up in one motion.

17. All dice must be released in one motion. If one or more dice are dropped before the actuall roll takes place, you've zonked.

18. Choose wizely. Once the dice are touched you must pick them up and roll them.

19. Have fun and get stoned!!!

20. The #1 rule of zonk is if you can cheat and get away with it go for it. However, if you do get caught that's a zonk and you may suffer humiliation from the other players.

Variations on these are soon to come....